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[elizilla]

Religious people just came to my door and offered me a free bible study. I wonder what will happen when they get to my religious neighbors? Will Kim invite them in for coffee? Or will she think they're the wrong kind of god-botherer and therefore be as irritated by them as I am?

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[matt-arnold.livejournal.com]

A free bible study? As opposed to one you have to pay for?

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I think you should tell them about your religion. With heavy emphasis on the animal sacrifices and ritualized orgies. (If you don't have a religion, or your religion doesn't involve those things, make stuff up.)

[ericcoleman]

I had two ladies (looked like a mother and daughter) show up at my door. I don't like people who do this.

I told them that the words proselytize and prostitute came from the same root word they don't of course, but they didnt know this)and they might make people happier if ...

They left ... haven't had anyone bother me since.

The real freak who started talking to my kids one day found himself propelled by his belt to the edge of our property. He was lucky I didnt call the cops.

[elizilla]

Unfortunately I work from home and I'm supposed to be working, so I can't indulge my urge to mess with these people right now. It was tempting to encourage them to wait until I get out of work, but much as the thought of making them wait around for hours and hours appeals, I didn't want them still sitting here when Michael comes home; it would be incosiderate.

[tlatoani.livejournal.com]

If they come back, answer the door naked and invite them to join you for a free Pagan ritual.